Who Is Jack Purcell Anyway?!?!?

I know who he is.... he's a famous badminton player. Converse also named a shoe after him... and we sell them at the CREW. Is it wrong that I own 8 pairs of them? They're different colors. And different patterns. And they go with different outfits. And they're super comfortable. Darn that J CREW and my employee discount! Thank god I'm not too fond of our new plaid print... last year's was much better. I can lay off for a month or two. Whew!